Glaswegian banter

[Skreecheeboy]

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.
"Comfy?"
asks the dentist.
"Govan," she replies.

[Ian1]

What?

[weeal]

lol

A glasgow guy walks into a bakers and asks "is that a donout or a meringue?" the baker says "naw youre right enough, ... its a donout"

[whiffey]

Probably hilarious, but could you give us a wee hint the noo ?

[weeal]

oh whiffey, you'd have to be Glaswegian - sorry my little ray of sunshine

[THECORBYLOON]

Comfy = Come fae = come from

A meringue? = Am Ah wrang? = am I wrong?

Two cows in a field, which one's been on holiday? The one that's just had the wee calf...

[Panic Button]

One Scot says to another 'Furry boots'

The other replies 'Dundee'

[jedimistress]

Far aboots are yer furry boots?

[Skreecheeboy]

It's all true by the way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vnJB1u1ZFzrk

Beneath a Scotsmans Kilt

[Loosehead]

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
:
:
Bing sings and Walt Disney!

[dundurn]

true story - 6 year old answers door to complete stranger and on being asked to fetch her mother asks 'Who are you?' and gets the reply 'a'm fine hen, how's yersel?'