Are you insulted when someone grim chats you up?

[mrs_overall]

I've just mentioned in another post that the last guy who chatted me up looked like Prince Phillip's grandad. He was a good foot shorter than me and looked like a tortoise. He invited me to visit his house to listen to his brass band records and then made a risque proposition.
I was mortified.
Would you have been insulted?

[4getmenot]

no not at all, I will chat I just dont like sleezy blokes

[sleepyj]

oh poor sod !

[mccfluff]

i probably would of laughed, i get chatted up quite a lot when i work in the pub and a lot are old men, i'm never insulted by it though!

[Beetledewz]

He maybe doesn't feel he's a creep.

Get over yourself. Are you so special?

Go on, let us know what the risque suggestion was! Lol

[Psychick]

lol did he offer to show you his trumpet?

I think, even if I wasnt interested in the slightest, I would still be flattered......... I think lol

[mrs_overall]

It was in the dentists waiting room. I thought he was a kindly old gent until he said he'd like to see me with no clothes on.
Yuk!

[weeal]

lol @ psychick and the trumpet

Mrs O, I wouldve laughed aloud but wouldnt have been insulted

[randyraven]

Could have been me :-)

[randyraven]

But did he give you a filling ?

[Beetledewz]

That's a bit odd actually. Well at least it wasn't if you spit or swallow.

[mrs_overall]

lol psychick!

It would probably be more like a penny whistle than a trumpet!

[legend004]

Im grateful of any offers.




im jason bourne

[unrulyjulie]

I wouldnt be insulted but when this old guy (had to be 65ish) started chatting away to me the other day i couldnt believe it when he used the immortal line" do you come here often" I was in whetherspoons having tea with my son. Next thing , bold as brass he asked me if the boys dad was still around! cheek of it! thats what i found a bit insulting if thats the right word, not the fact he came over but his questions were a little bit much! I guess time is running out for the poor old guy to find his mrs right so he doesnt waste time with the small talk, just asks what he needs to know lol

[randyraven]

If I was a Widower my questions would be ....

- Are you available
- Do you have your own house
- Final Salary Pension
Based on above answers ...Will you marry me :-)

[mrs_overall]

randyraven, can I suggest a couple more Q's f or you to ask

1. Are you continent?

2. Can you eat without drooling? :)

[Ice.Maiden]

PMSL at Mrs. O and Psychick!!!!!

I would've collapsed with laughter, most likely, and then politely refused!

[randyraven]

randyraven, can I suggest a couple more Q's f or you to ask

1. Are you continent?

2. Can you eat without drooling? :)

You should see me after a few pints on a Saturday night :-)

[Psychick]

Do you have your own teeth?

[mrs_overall]

That's a trick question psychick.
If he paid for his dentures, then the answer would be YES

[Psychick]

Hmmm...... how about "how much did those teeth cost?"