Oh no, Starman. You can't wheedle your way out of this one. Despite your best efforts, you are well and truly revealed for the human being you really are, and you have no one to blame for this inadvertent expos� but yourself. You had the whole of the wonderful world of Google at your fingertips, and what did you come up with? Raquel Welch in a fur-trimmed bikini! Haaaa! Typical man! (I expect the fur is to keep her chest warm in the cold weather, eh?).
No, cweusly - I can't blame you. She is lovely - and I'm sure as cave people go she's probably the best you're ever likely to meet, but you'll no doubt understand that she's not my type at all, so if you don't mind I'll stick with the horse. Oh, all right! Ok! Before you ask - no, - I am not looking forward to the long kiss goodnight - but je ne sais pas que - I do like a bit of savoir faire. ;o)