Have you ever seriously fancied a snooker referee?
This evening we have DING playing FOO (you couldn't make it up) and a highly tasty referee in tight black trousers bending over the table every now and then but without camera close-ups from behind regrettably, nice little pointed shoes, a gorgeous hairstyle, and a pout.
Also, red t-shirt, glimpse of cleavage, cut to Steve Davis.
Nobody has actually answered the question, not a first in CB, but a bit disappointing. Never mind, time to watch LIVERPOOL thrash CHELSEA ********, I reckon 3-0.
Ping Pong swap the letters around and you have the sound of the game. Its an onomatopeia ie. just say it to yourself Pnig - Pnog, Pnig - Pnog -Pnig Pnog