I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit,
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
I am actually replying to an old post. Only because I feel like it. Here goes...
...A fly and a flea in a flue, they didn't know what to do. The flea said let's "Fly", the fly said let's "Flee", so they flew through a flaw in the flue.