toilet sayings

[careeba]

looking for toilet phrases

[Stav's Back]

"Ive got a turtle head poking out." Im prairie-dogging." "Im touching cloth." "Im going to go and negotiate the release of some brown hostages." Is that the sort of thing you are after?!?

[Doolallygirl]

Pebble dashing the toilet, going for a number 2, going for a number 1....

[el duerino]

dropping the kids off at the pool dropping a log making some waves

[careeba]

I'm looking for phrases or sayings that can be put on the doors of our stinky Gents' toilets in the office, can anyone help ?

[Doolallygirl]

Oi u stinky blokes, I don't pooh in your toilet so don't pooh in mine!

[Doolallygirl]

Westminster City Council put posters and postcards in pubs around town with the phrase "Don't Soil It" written under three different pictures. On one was a random pooh and on the back it said that people shouldn't litter the streets with their pooh, on another it was a picture of a person being sick on the street and on the back it explained that too many people were getting drunk to the point of being sick on Westminster streets and on another one was someone having a wee. Basically the pictures were all stickmen but it got the message across. Maybe something like that? What's actually wrong with the toilets? Do they smell generally of blokes toilet or is it just a constant flow of people going to do a Number 2 that has you reaching for the nose pegs?

[pinus]

Do not put anything down this toilet unless you have eaten it first

[Kay]

CHOCOLATE SAUSAGES!!

[Philtaz]

Making a deposit at the Armitage Shanks Bank.

[bignasty]

If you cannot crap with easy put your hands upon your knees give a grunt and give a squeeze and out it comes like cottage cheese

[bignasty]

on the wall above a urinal-don't look here for a joke, the joke's in your hand -look, that's like a penis only smaller

[Enola]

Some come here to **** and stink Some come here to sit and think Some come here to scratch their balls But I come here to write on walls. Or alternativly remove the I from TOILET and ask if anyone's buying it?

[badweather]

Sending a friend off to the coast

[Dylan]

"Going to visit Mr. You can talk to Mr. Jones through the window while you do your one or two. It's American, I think. I'm American, I think.