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A woman had two sons jack and john who were always swearing
She was forever telling them to stop swearing to no avail.
So she went to see the local priest for his advice when she explained her problem the priest too give them a good slap when they swore
The mother said she thought this was against society and church rules to which the priest said it was but after a couple of slaps the swearing would stop.
Next morning she asked John what he wanted for breakfast to which he replied " Gimme a f*c*ing egg" his mother then hit him across the head so hard he fell into the corner and whimpered quietly, she then asked Jack what he wanted to which he replied "Well i sure don't want f*c*ing eggs".
So she went to see the local priest for his advice when she explained her problem the priest too give them a good slap when they swore
The mother said she thought this was against society and church rules to which the priest said it was but after a couple of slaps the swearing would stop.
Next morning she asked John what he wanted for breakfast to which he replied " Gimme a f*c*ing egg" his mother then hit him across the head so hard he fell into the corner and whimpered quietly, she then asked Jack what he wanted to which he replied "Well i sure don't want f*c*ing eggs".
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