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joey1971 | 15:29 Thu 25th Sep 2008 | Phrases & Sayings
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you know you're in touble when.....
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your mother calls you by your full name....

In my case....Katy-Joanne!!!

15:32 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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..you hear the surgeon say :

"Does anyone know where this goes?"

"Oops! So it was the other one was it?"

"Good job he's got TWO of those..."
15:39 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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amy winehouse moves in next door
15:41 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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LOL @ cazz

good one.
15:44 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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you see one of your wheels passing you as you are driving along......

15:46 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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Just as you press send on your phone whilst intending to text your latest lover with smutty thoughts, you realise you have just sent it to your mother.
15:49 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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you post a question on here, and don't take the time to answer it???

or award stars....

:-)
16:19 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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you eat a packet of paracetamols, drink a bottle of vodka and go for a walk along the white cliffs of Dover
16:23 Thu 25th Sep 2008
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No-one reads your suicide post until 22.49.
22:49 Thu 25th Sep 2008

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