Faces

[Harry-Wragg]

a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
a face like a bag of spanners
need 50 for a bet - all local variations gratefully accepted

[mccfluff]

hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down
face like a smacked ar$e
face like sucking a sour lemon
face like a cats ar$e

[Barmaid]

A face like

a greyhound sucking pee off a nettle.

a smacked ar$e

thunder

[cazzz1975]

a face like a constipated toad
a face like an exorcised ghost
a face like a plate of raw meat
a face like a dry prune
a face like a cow chewing cud

[Barmaid]

A face like

the AB Ed on a Monday morning?

[silka]

A face like a wizened old monkey.

[daffy654]

Pram Faced.........think Vicky Pollard,chav with scraped back hair in a pony tail.

[sn�gged]

A face like...

a bulldog eating custard.

a dropped meat pie.

[Harry-Wragg]

francheska - oh - that's unfair - I told you what a grunny was

[joby1]

Bull dog chewin a wasp....

[chinadog]

docspock,thats not funny about the gas bill!!!

[carrust]

Uglier than a sack full of dogs ar$e 'oles

[steg]

.like the back end of a bus
.like a melted welly

[chinadog]

a face like a ten bob summons

[Harry-Wragg]

chinadog - docspock is from the south of england and therefore can be excused - althoug I agree with your comment

[puss_boots]

Face like a wet Monday.

[Stephen_G]

Got a face like a bag of slapped tw@s