I'm off to the loo...

[Dusky]

There are many weary and well-trodden euphamisms for this but do you know of a more obscure one, maybe only used by one person you know?  For example, my grandmother would go to "shed a tear for Nelson".

[Philtaz]

Off to make a deposit at the Armitage Shanks bank.

[ezapf]

Drop the kids off at the pool.

[andy hughes]

My dad used to refer to 'turning his bike round' or 'waxing his skis', so much nicer than 'parking your breakfast'!

[luckystrike]

Lay cables

Crimp of a length

[ursula62]

for guys I've heard the following: point percy at the porcelain; syphon the python; spray the walls.

And for girlies: off to powder my nose; tinkle the ivories

 

[Ken Woodchef]

here's a few: Pinch a loaf, drop mud, send a sausage to the seaside, water the horses, point percy at the porcelin.

[Jules001]

off to water the roses

[tigga]

Drop anchor, Going for a larry

[Hayhoe]

fill the pot

growing a tail

[Hayhoe]

turtle's head

euugh

[Nevin]

The saying is, 'I've got the turtle's head', which means you need to go. Another is 'I'm touching cloth'. I've also heard 'I'm off to lay a bag of turf,'. And once someone shouted through the toilet door, 'Hurry up - nip it short.' Some people can be so crass.

[boyadrian]

Dump a hovis loaf

Drop the bass

Drop a nuke

leaking the one eye trouser snake

Going for a barry white (*****)

Going for an Earther Kitt, (****)

Staining porcelain

 

[JohnPPotts]

When on my D of E Gold Award (in Scotland) we used to talk about "going for a wee walk".

[NoGood Boyo]

Take a short brown dog for a long swim.

[pagey3]

Giving birth to a baby otter

[lanpingpug]

I've heard "wetting the lettuce" a couple of times. Also in the Black Country the older people sometimes say "I'm going to ground".