oldest trick in the book

[rebecs]

what is the oldest trick in the book?

[squarebear]

sawing a woman in half.

[noway2]

pick a card,any card.

[ChuckFickens]

Look on page one, it will probably be there.

[Bbbananas]

Telling a woman you love them just to get them into bed...

[noway2]

LOL salla.Is it that type of trick ?

[China Doll]

Making a woman out of a rib.

[squarebear]

Ah that was the daftest trick China. If it wasn't for Eve, us blokes would still be lounging around in the Garden of Eden ;-)

[China Doll]

You'd all have starved a long time ago if it wasn't for Eve my love! ;0)

[lizwizz]

using a little kid to get stuff
went to paris n there was a man playing music and a kid bout 3 yrs old with a little cup in a waistcoat asking for money. I couldn't even look at the poor thing!! ;( ;(

[redman41]

Eve tempting Adam with the Apple. I believe the variety was a Cox's but Adam had a better one !

[dot.haukes]

and the book is the Bible BTW

[biggerlonger]

bet a bird a �1 that you can touch her breasts without moving your hands

Give em a good grope

give her the �1