Keep a welcome in the hill-side

[McMouse]

When Dafydd was just a youngster, he went to the chemist shop. He asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"

The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"

"Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."

He was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"

Preet paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the wool on my sheep's back stand up!"