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joggerjayne | 22:38 Thu 23rd Jul 2009 | ChatterBank
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Okay, let's try a new thread.

Eric Cantona ... on the "terraces" at Brighton, we sing rude, and jolly, songs about Crystal Palace fans.

Eg ... to the tune of "Nick Nack Paddywack" ...

P - A - L - A - C - E
Stevie Coppell's got VD
With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone
Crystal Palace fcuk off home.


Aaah, the peotic majesty of the football chant

(and obviously a bit out of date, since Steve Coppell went to Reading)

But I digress ...

As I was saying, we sing rude songs about Palace fans.

But Eric Cantona ...

A Palace fan gives him a bit of lip ... and

WHACK !!!

Over the railings ... Kung Fu kicks him !!!!!!!

Now that's stylish

(and, obviously, a good way to deal with Palace fans).

So ... Eric Cantona is my nomination for

Superhero !!!!!!!



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have you a link ? i missed that.
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Hang on, dot ... I'll go and find one ...



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Missed it , it was on every tv station for 6 months. The palace SCUM racially abused Eric's mum
eric who, who gives a ****
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hes crap
Prudentia you only gave Eric 4 stars Eric should always be given 5 *****
he should have been banned from English football permanently. what he did was disgraceful
oh you mean when he was at United? Oh I thought jayne meant today!!!! blimey that was years ago, my kids were only little when that happened!
worse thahn that noknow

ever heard his sh�t p�ems?��
JJ - dot may have meant "have you missed a link in the evolutionary chain?"

But hey - a bit on Cantona..... if he manages to put a sentence together in French... va va vooom!

PS boys - us women REALLY DONT CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL... and we do know what the offside rule is, but we pretend we dont so you can feel superior on a sat afternoon!
Hate to disagree Jayne, but I thought it was shocking behaviour irrespective of the provocation.
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Oh, no, Dot ... it was a while back.

Ooh, look ... the BBC article says that Eric

"aimed both feet" at the Palace fan's chest.

Looking at the still picture ... I don't think so !!!

But, well, that's Palace fans for you ... bunch of riffs.



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No,Knowledge you think it is ok for football scum to shout racial abuse to football players then
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But, Barmaid ... it was a Crystal Palace fan !!!



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he wouldn't have been able to jump the railings if he didn't have frogs legs

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lol Jayne, OK, I see the humour.

Trouteater, I agree with NoKnow, so that question could just so easily be aimed at me. My view is that racial abuse anywhere is unacceptable, but the answer is not violence.
no i don't

why would you think that?

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