a word that isnt actually a swear word

[zzxxee]

whats the worst word you can say that isnt actually a swear word you no e.g
bum
fart
can you do any better???

[banjobabe]

Knob?

Bb xx

[ummmm]

Twonk
Numpty

[mccfluff]

does it have to be one word or a collection of words, like

oooooo

hairy meat pie?

[funnygirl]

You pussy!

[Ankou]

plonker
numbnuts
fanny
dickweed
knobjockey

they are all my friends from school.

[steg]

fukinbastar

[365058bet]

nitwackers....

[Drisgirl]

fud

[Ankou]

wazzock

[tamborine]

f e k k i n

[Ankou]

oh poo. i've done a whoopsie.

[4getmenot]

I've asked before but what makes a word a swear word in first place?? Could I make one up here and now and it be a swear word .... Oh Cornbike!!!

[cazzz1975]

I saw someone called a "knob cheese"

which was very effective

[Crankshaft]

What about see you next tuesday

[zzxxee]

all very good i do like wazzock the best