Hi guys not been

[liverpoolfoo]

on here for a while & was wondering what sayings or presenters annoy you on Tv/Game shows? 2 that pee me off is Who wants to be a millionaire when Chris Tarrant when after the fastest finger he says ''To the person do you want to play for a million pound?'' Erm no Chris i just want to sit in the chair use up my 3 lifelines to reach a hundred quid. Then p**s off My 2nd is/was Jasper carrot on Golden balls asking someone who had won �23,000 ''How do you feel''? Well Jasper i'm that gutted about winning that amount i might just go home hang myself or blow my fu**ing brains out. God stupid presenters or what? LOL

Can you people think of any more stupid sayings/questions?

[dot.haukes]

Yes, when you are paying for something and you ask the cashier if they want the right change and they reply 'if you have it', of course I've flippin got it I just flippin offered it to you you numpty with no name badge cos you know you'll get reported tut

[liverpoolfoo]

dot thats so true LOL

[ELVIS68]

What gameshow is that on then dot?

[China Doll]

Pretty much any catch phrase by 'Brucie' or that Barrymore chap.

[ummmm]

I don't watch game shows but OH tries to. Can't remember what it's called but Noel Edmonds with the boxes? Anyway...that programme, in reality should last 10 mins max if they'd shut the fcuk up talking cr@p.

[ELVIS68]

Dermot on Eggheads when he asks the challengers " Are you ready to challenge the greatest quiz team"?

"Erm no.............. we`re just here to give CJ and Kevin a good kicking"

[ummmm]

What's the Noel Edmonds show called....it's bugging me now..!!

[dot.haukes]

Elvis that's the first stupid question that came to mind, I didn't bother doping a mental scan for daft game show phrases lol

[craft1948]

Deal or No Deal

[gonzo00]

ummmm..deal or no deal!!...i fcukin hate it too!

[ELVIS68]

ummm deal or no deal?

[ummmm]

That's the one. I go in a mood if he watches it lol.

Is anyone having the same problem as me with the pages?

[ELVIS68]

Typical...you wait for ages for an answer and 3 come along

[craft1948]

christ it's like being in Q&P....

[ummmm]

Hey craft...at least they used my name..!! :-)

[liverpoolfoo]

Hi folks i know it's not a game show more a joke show & don't watch it myself but my Sister in law had it on when we called the other day. But God that Jeremy Kyle/Vile with his ''MY Research team. My Stage, My this My that & the worse one is when he's talking about a baby or child it's this KID that KID!!!! No one told the toss*r a kid is a baby goat, What a Wa***r LOL

[gonzo00]

i would gladly shoot jeremy kyle in the face..and then hop skip and jump all the way to prison!!

[craft1948]

for a small remuneration I would headbut Jeremy Kyle along with CJ from Eggheads.....

[liverpoolfoo]

gonzo all though we don't watch the show, with the bit i saw It's a wonder nobody's given the pr**k a good kicking LOL

[zzxxee]

jeremy vile telling everyone to "sit up straight" calling his female guests "madam"