Dutch joke about Belgian spacemen.

[bookbinder]

(The Dutch and the Belgians tell jokes about each other, much as the English tell jokes about the Irish, the Scots, the Welsh, and pretty well everybody. This is a Dutch joke about the Belgians. Stand by.)
Belgium launches its first space mission.
"Where are we actually going?" says a Belgian astronaut to his (also Belgian) comrade.
"We're going to the sun."
"That's not a good idea. It's much too hot."
"That's why we're flying at night."

[marval]

HaHa lol

[brionon]

Belgian Man sees Dutch neighbour scraping the paint from his door; ''Re-painting' ?'' he asks. ''No,moving house.'' is the reply.

[bookbinder]

Thanks for that one, brionon. I'll add it to my collection.