i had two belgian rabbits....

[crisgal]

one was a belgian buck
I put \'em on the table to see if they would..
father\'s gone to market ........

anyone know the rest of this daft rhyme?

I know towards the end it says something about little archie ollocks!

[ELVIS68]

I had two belgian rabbitts
One was a Belgian buck
I put them on the table
To see if they would fuck

Father`s gone to market
To work his market stalls
When he got home, he had a shock
They were sucking each others balls

[crisgal]

goodness - i thought the joke was that you didn't actually say the rude word!

[Chloesprog]

This is all i can remember:

Mary had 2 rabbits
One was a belgian buck
She put them on the table to see if they would...
Fathers gone to the market to buy 2 dozen eggs 22 in the basket and 2 between his...
Leslies in the kitchen eating fish and chips when a bee flew in the window and stung her in the...
Twice she called the doctor, the doctors name was hunt, he got a 6ft barge pole and stuck it up her...
Holy moses i am dying, just one word before i go, if you see a geman soldier stick a bayonet u his...
Holy moses i am dying...

[tideswellman]

I know it all, I think.

I had two Belgian Rabbits, One was a Belgian Buck,
I put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would
Fathers gone to market to buy two dozen eggs, 22 in a basket and 2 between his L.
...ucy's in the garden, doing this and that, down came a wasp and stung her on her tw
..ice she's been to the doctor, the doctor's name is Hunt. He takes a red hot poker, and shoves it up her C
....ountry horses are the best, they carry heavy loads, what they cannot carry, they shove it up their H
...oly Moses had a dog, His name was Archie Ollocks, it tried to jump a 10ft wall and landed on his B.
....ollocky Bill went up the hill, to have a game of cricket, the ball rolled up his trouser leg, and stumped his middle wicket!