Sex again

[McMouse]

Girl from Romford was asked if she was protected when she had sex.
She replied "Yeh we use the bus shelter"

[baitress]

shouldn't this be in jokes, McMouse?

[Seafarer1966]

As old as the hills along with the other Essex girl jokes:

Why does an Essex girl wear green lipstick? Red means stop.

Why does an Essex girl wear hoop earrings? It's somewhere to hang her ankles.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy? An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

How do you know that an Essex girl has been at your fruitbowl? There's lipstick on your plums.

Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.

How do you make an Essex girls eyes sparkle? Shine a torch in her ear.

And many more ancient jokes........

[mrmoonshine]

Lol, mcmouse and seafarer on form!

[darcydark]

I`m not from Romford or anywhere in England but don`t understand why Essex girls get all this flak, any girls I have met from Romford have been well educated, pleasant and well mannered. Surely girls like mentioned in your jokes can be found anywhere in the world.

[johntywino]

'Fraid not....Only in Essex.

[RJUKL]

what's sex?

[ChuckFickens]

I am highly offended by this as I am from Essex ;)

[mccfluff]

yep we know chuckie its those white high heels......

[cherrychapstick]

chuck are you male or female ? i imagine you as male :s