Do you all wish you'd voted Monster raving Looney?

[Count-A-Strong]

Here are a few things we've missed out on by not electing them:

Refusing to sign up to the euro, but inviting the rest of Europe to join the £ pound

Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming "to make driving through Milton Keynes more fun"

Traffic cops "too stupid" for normal police work to be retrained as vicars

Withdrawal of MPs' £118,000 expenses allowance, and the money "in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead"

Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school

All motorways to become massive cycle tracks instead

All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam

The introduction of a 99p coin to "save on change"

Banning semi-colons; no-one knows how to use them

Banning vaccinations, to be replaced by nurses with shot guns to hide around playgrounds

[NoMercy]

I'm astonished they didn't get in.

[ummmm]

I agree with the 99p coin.

[madmaggot]

No.

[stewey]

I like the semicolon one; however, I'm sure a lot wouldn't agree with me.

[NoMercy]

I thought the proposals to introduce more fun for drivers in Milton Keynes was inspired !!

[askyourgran]

They should have been on the TV debate, I would have voted for them if only to stop having to see Cameron ,Brown and that soppy dishcloth Clegg.

[Count-A-Strong]

Yes I particularly liked the 99p coin and anything which makes Milton Keynes more interesting has to be a good thing.