What made you laugh today?

[supersuezy24]

Earlier I was out walking my dog, who's better today thank God, he's a yorkie and has blond hair.
This man walked by, stopped and looked at my dog and said..."Jes*s, he's a lovely dog, do you dye his hair???"
I said "No, not at all that's his natural hair colour"
The he proceeded to tell me "All yorkies are black and tan, so do you dye his hair blond?"

All I could do was laugh....Who in Gods name dyes their dogs hair??

[rowanwitch]

Nothing so far, which is unusual...

[bobjugs12]

Nothing realy. Bit of a crappy day to be honest

[supersuezy24]

Aw no what's wrong bobjugs?

[bobjugs12]

Late for work this morning so i've had rollockings all day from bosses

[supersuezy24]

Aw, don't mind them, everyone is late for work at some stage..Hope your day gets better :)

[bobjugs12]

Well, i'm gonna be getting in the car in a minute with windows down and stereo up so that'll cheer me up.

[supersuezy24]

Ya finished work?

[AlBags]

You ever do any work, Bob?

Be on a 252 if you worked for me, son : )

[bobjugs12]

Yeah i've finished.
Albags, 252s went out with the V Bombers and handlebar mustaches my friend. We're now on MAAs

[supersuezy24]

Eh..sorry don't know what that means...sorry :(

[cherrychapstick]

nothing has made me laugh really wanted to cry about an hour ago when my daughter was cutting my grass for me think she couldn't be bothered and decided to go over the wire :((

[bobjugs12]

Sorry SS, i was just reminding albags of how old he is ;)
But to your question, yeah i've finished work for the day :D

[Prudie]

Well you just did bobjugs! (although I have a vague soft spot for Albags)

[AlBags]

Bob knows I am ex-RAF, Suzy ..
He'd be on a MAA if he worked for me : )

Fibre Optic comms at Brize 10Eng .. PC's around work, was just starting as I took my wedge. Didn't look good.

[supersuezy24]

Cherrychapstick., is she ok??

[AlBags]

Vague? Grrrrr.

Where is the soft spot, exactly?

[bobjugs12]

Sorry albags, you lost me with all the technowizadry. I'm only a lowly Int monkey i'm afraid. ;-)

[cherrychapstick]

yes she is fine my lawnmower has auto cut off so alls well , Thank you for asking ss xx

[AlBags]

Not that ruddy old Bob ..
One thing .. I could pass the fitness test easier now than when I was a Brize liney : )

[Prudie]

somewhere between my neck and ankles I suppose, in fact thinking about it could be four or five or more!