Never a true-er word said in jest.....

[Bbbananas]

Bugger. I made a joke last week, involving my grazed cut knees, saying "Worst things happen at sea...".
People took a sharp intake of breath. Wasn't probably the best phrase to come out with considering I'm going sailing for the weekend.....

Tempting fate? Or just engaging mouth before engaging brain, as per....?
Anyway guys, wish me a safe voyage xx Better take my strap-on....

[rowanwitch]

Why would you need a strap-on on a holi....d...a..y... oh miles from shore no one will hear him scream....

[mightyWBA]

:-O

[Bbbananas]

Good one rowan!
You know what I mean don't you WBA?!

[joggerjayne]

Bit of a case of "foot in mouth" Sals ?

Always best to avoid body parts in the mouth if you're going sailing.

Erm ... I think you'd look silly with a, errrm ... strap on.

=0/

[Bbbananas]

Yeah, but if it saves me going down, then the silly look will be worth it......

[joggerjayne]

(gulp)

Err ... okaaaay.

[Sqad]

Didn't know that they still sold "strap on" dildos..........correct me if I am wrong, as it is not my expertise you understand, but aren't dildos now suction action?

[Bbbananas]

Sqadlet - magic wand? No - I mean a strap which fastens onto the deck so that if we tilt violently or dangerously, I don't fall overboard. I feel like a toddler in one of those training harnesses - but Plidy Cymri insists on it, in view of my history of mishaps.

Suction action magic wand's? Urgh...

[joggerjayne]

No, Salla ... the suction end secures them to any smooth surface, so you can ... err

... so, anyway ... I'm pleased to hear that you are keeping safe on that boat.

=0/

(how did this thread becomes sticky???????)

[Bbbananas]

Oh - I am out of touch. Must go on to Exclusively Eve website immediately.....

How come sqad got away with saying magic wand and yet mine turned into a magic wand?

And this thread is a sticky because it is pertinent, serious and yet lighthearted at the same time. And no smut whatsoever ;-)

[supersuezy24]

Hi Salla :)
Have fun and be safe..strap on??? You kinky minx! ;)

Rowanwitch, I love your avatar, the cat is lovely! Is that your cat?

[rowanwitch]

Sadly not suezy, he is Snoopy fatcat and he came with the housemate although we shared him for 13 years....he died just over a year ago but was huge and huggable//

Sqad: Strap sets come in all colours the inserts in all sizes colours, naturalistic and ergonomic (ie they work better than the real ones) single and double end and three prong hope that clarifies things for you

[Bbbananas]

Three-Prong?
Bl00dy hell - the mind (and imagination) boggles.

Don't think I'd fancy that myself.....

[joggerjayne]

Three prongs ... ?

So one goes ... and another in ... err ... and ...

=0/

[rowanwitch]

no it doesn't you are boggleproof

[Bbbananas]

Rowan - I'm shy really, when it comes to sex ;-)

[rowanwitch]

So am I really.......................................
..................................yeah
right...ok...whatever you say...

[mccfluff]

3 prong, rowan you'll scare em!

[Bbbananas]

Scare 'em? You'll rupture 'em.

[mccfluff]

lol

i'll just like to add i'm really shy as well