Euphemism for Intimate Relations....

[Bbbananas]

Brenda's just cracked me up in the office by disclosing that her & her hubby's euphemism for a bit of marital hanky panky is "he's just putting some money in my purse".....

What do you call it?

[ttfn]

Insufficient funds

[craft1948]

ooh yes please.....

[ummmm]

Sex..

Our imaginations are better once we get started..

[Sqad]

LOL !

[mccfluff]

roast chicken

[Bbbananas]

Tone - you smoothie. Bet that always got a result?

[snags]

Talk to the hand cuz the face aint listening...

[Bbbananas]

My to-be-one-day-ex-husband used to initiate proceedings, or hint of hoped-for relations by saying "Pants Off Tonight Then Love?".......

[redman41]

Can we play hide the Sausage dear

[ummmm]

He does shout 'get naked' quite a lot thinking abut it...

[rowanwitch]

Shall we perform a love ritual tonight?

Ex husband used to say I suppose you expect me to do my duty then.....

[rinkins]

In the TV series West Wing they referred to it as BBQing!!

My ex just used to say to me "Su......no I can't share sorry, makes me cringe just thinking about it *shudder*

[craft1948]

lol Rowan I'd have said........."No I was hoping you were going out"

[madmaggot]

Sh*gg*ng!

[Bbbananas]

Rinks - you can't tease us like that.... come on girl, spill. Su.....????????
ck?