I have never heard of a slice of bread being called a round....a round of sandwiches or toast yes....I always assumed that the word round was like a round of drinks and meant a serving or portion
Thinking about it, woofgang is spot on. Round of toast, sandwiches, yes, but not bread. On the other hand, of course, without a round of bread we wouldn't have had this thread and such a laugh.
I think that there are many great imaginations on this site. That's why I stayed with it after just asking a simple question years ago. It's a great site.
You don't think something can be vaguely-shaped, Mike? And you supposedly a linguist! Had the bottom of the loaf referred to been rounded rather than flat, it would of course actually have BEEN elliptical. Given that it wasn't, I felt perfectly entitled to describe it as vaguely so. MY Master's degree is in English.
PS I found YOUR chuntering throughout this thread vastly more tiresome than MY succinct and informative answers.
Sorry to disappoint. Anyway, congratulations on redefining the words "succinct" and "informative", also on the success of your total humour bypass operation.