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I've Been Challenged to a Fight - Suggestions Needed

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mrs_overall | 09:35 Mon 03rd Jan 2011 | ChatterBank
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Hopkirk wants a fight. I've suggested handbags at dawn but I don't know if he owns one
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Surely, it'd pass straight through him..............?
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I was going to suggest a battle of wits but it would be unfair as he is unarmed lol
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He has gone very quiet. Cowardy custard!
(I'm behind the sofa, quivering)
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Do you have any cushions on the sofa?
How about a cushion fight.....sat astride a greasy pole?
Careful, with thoughts like that you will get us both suspended.
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Ok, how about I give you a quick slap across the chops with a wet fish and we'll call it quits?
Agreed, but please don't use the breadcrumbed one this time.
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<<<<<<takes aim with a mackeral>>>>>>

THWACK!

Job done. End of.
You could have let it thaw first!
All I can say if it passes the censor, is hilbloodyarious. Ron.

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