What's the best

[NoMercy]

Insult you've ever heard? :)

[sunny-dave]

"awa and bile yer heid"

[Mick-Talbot]

I'm not really sure minger.

[squarebear]

The last time I saw a face like yours, the other end was being milked.

[MarkRae]

Are you from Sunderland?

[sunny-dave]

"Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

You small-bellied little shrieker of a tw*t.

Do you live in the past?

[sunny-dave]

Snag .
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS5QMT-JUt4

[erin-x]

I hope that one wasn't me this time Dave!! ;-) lol!!

[squarebear]

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked closer, it said, "Thick cut".

[squarebear]

Just out of curiosity, were your parents siblings?

[craft1948]

"It's women like you make me glad I'm gay"..................that was actually said to me.

[cubic999]

You dont know how to f**k me

[queenofmean]

'you're exactly like your father'

no problems identifying true parentage there then

[squarebear]

You are like a Slinky - Not really good for anything but you make me smile when pushed down the stairs.

[NoMercy]

Sorry, I don't date outside my species...

[ummmm]

Gosh...where do I start?

Apparently I have sh|t for brains :-)

[humbersloop]

Madam you're ugly, Sir you're drunk, Yes, but m'am tomorrow I'll be sober

[cupid04]

Why dont you just put a jeremy clarkson tape on. You'll find plenty!

[NoMercy]

I think it was actually the time MT told jeza that he and I were related...

[Mamyalynne]

Yesterday Sqad called me 'Humourless' - I was stung. :-(