I need a creative saying!

[HAnn521]

I need a saying that starts out "You're sweeter than....."

It's open to anything...need funny and creative...give me your suggestions!

[BigMac]

You're sweeter than:

• sugar, syrup, honey, molasses, treacle, chocolate.


• a simpering puppy


• a kiss, because kisses are sweeter than wine

Or look in any card at Clintons and pick the most syrupy verse you can find.

Is this request for real?

[HAnn521]

well for FUN, but for REAL as well...

[vespaboy]

Cherry Pie.

[BigMac]

I just typed "You're sweeter than..." into Google and got lots of hits, including:
Deep Purple: Stormbringer lyrics
You're sweeter than the morning
When the sun is shining down on me
There is nothing you can say
That could make me go away....

[andy hughes]

You're sweeter than a sugar boat on a honey sea that sails its way around the planet canfyfloss in the middle of the milky way or .....

You're sweeter than a really really sweet thing ....

[HAnn521]

love the first one andyhughes!

You're all so sweeeet!

[NiceCupOfTea]

You're sweeter than that lovely huge sweet thing that gave me all my filings.

[joe1]

Charlies Chocolate Factory on its best day.

[Octavius]

a lemon

[Octavius]

Neotame?

You might have to explain though, that neotame is 7,000 to 13,000 times sweeter than sugar.

[Clanad]

I seem to recall that you're in Alabama, so, although highly regional, wouldn't "... sweeter than Grandma's Karo pie" work? At least you'd get questioned about Karo pie...

[HAnn521]

That very funny Clanad....

but, sadly, true nonetheless! ;0)

[MangoPete]

your sweatier than an americans armpit after a days duty in Bagdad
osrry tad dyslexci

your sweeter than a bath full of warm belgian chocolate

[MangoPete]

You are sweeter than youth's first innocent kiss

you are sweeter than the smell of a baby

[HAnn521]

smell of a baby?!?

eww

[SeanVictorydawn]

I now have a picture of you on my coffee mug. Today I quit using sweeteners for my coffee. You were sweeter than anything that mixes with a bitter coffee.

[sara3]

7 years too late, mate

[PoetSchmoet]

Sweeter than a jar of honey spilled on a box of Whitman's Sampler!

[PoetSchmoet]

Sweeter than a jar of honey spilled on a box of Whitman's Sampler!