Magic..............

[Shaglene]

My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a number of years and has picked up a few tricks. I came home early from work the other day to find her dressed in her magician's assistant little sexy outfit. She said,"Abracadabra." and my mate, Dave, came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked. Poor Dave must have wondered what was going on.

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[dustypuss]

:-)

[davebro]

don't be too hard on him

[Spicerack]

Bet you'd be really annoyed if they ran away together.

[Bazile]

I wonder what first attracted your girlfriend, to your millionaire mate, Dave

[Bazile]

//Dave, came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked. Poor Dave must have wondered what was going on.//

Dave said '' I don't know what's happened here mate .
One minute I was at home having a shower and the next
minute .....''

[Spicerack]

Can't wait any longer for you to say 'Yeah, I'd really miss Dave'.

[sunny-dave]

Oi !!

[gness]

Oi! indeed! You said you were at the gym with Tony!!!