Little Ralphy...

[Jemisa]

> > LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
> > One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
> > First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
> > 'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
> > 'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully..'
> > She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.
> > 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f..... beautiful!''