New words/phrases for 2005???

[ali_alic]

Have any of you ABers made up or heard new words or phrases that deserve to be in the dictionary?  Such as :

TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking "rubbish" (fill in your own word there!)

BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, cr ps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

Any others??

[Glossopswift]

Similar to your Seagull Manager, our manager would enter the office once a week, spin madly round the place talking nonsense and then leave. This was known as a TAZ ATTACK.

[Chillum]

pendantic - someone who finds small faults in jewelry.

[JinxtheCat]

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

[Shipstabber]

Skurfing - skiving on the internet.