Heard this one yet?

[venator]

Mrs V texted this to me, so it's probably going the rounds ---

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

CBM - Covered by Medicare

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was / Forgot Who I was

FYI - Found Your Insulin (someone sent this to me and I thought it meant For Your Information) - beginning to wonder now!

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in

[wildwood]

They all sound very familiar to me :-(

[venator]

Too true, Bluey - GGLKI