The handyman

[marval]

'Have you work for a handyman?' asked Murphy.

'Depends what you can do,' said the hotel manager.

'Are you good at electrics?'

'No.sor.'

'Plumbing?'

'No,sor.'

'Painting and decorating?'

'No,sor.'

'Carpentry?'

'No,sor.'

'Well what makes you say you're a handyman?'

'I only live next door, sor!'

[mrs.chappie]

An old 'un but a good 'un. :o)

[mrs_overall]

Ditto ^^

[mike11111]

And on St Patrick's Day too! Wait till the PC mob read this.

[squarebear]

lol *groan*

[marval]

Going by responses to another joke, I am sure someone will complain.

[shooty]

I doubt it marvel. As this is funny, and not a torrent of abuse : )

[Jemisa]

Oldie but a Goodie.

I had my St Patricks day One Liners pulled today marval, someone must have complained. Hey HO
I can think of other things that 'P.C. stands for.

jem

[mrs_overall]

Goodness me (or should that be For Funks Sake)! Some people have a total sense of humour bypass
Whatever name you used for this joke, (Jock, Abdul, Peregrine etc) there would be someone to complain

Unless you used the name Jeremy. I've hated every Jeremy I have ever known

[shooty]

funny that jem. i didnt see you make a comment after you posted!!. if you was reading the thread, as i'm sure you was. you would have noticed that i said 'you are are a nice person that got it wrong this time'. I put 'FAIL' as my first comment. That was all!!
You should be happy that you have virtual friends that backed you up. HEY HO
As for P.C. i'll leave you with it.

[mrs.chappie]

There was no "backing up of a virtual friend" from me. My response to the joke would've been the same whoever posted it.

Some peeps take jokes far too seriously (IMHO, of course).

[shooty]

lol. deja vu : )

[mrs.chappie]

Deja who? :o)

[shooty]

Night, night mrs.chappie

[Jemisa]

Shooty I'll let you off this time, actually I did think about it before I posted & decided there was nothing offensive there, I was clearly wrong.
So can I appologise to anyone who was offended. (Slapped Legs)

Night all. :o( Jem

[mrs.chappie]

Sleep tight Shooty. <thumbs up>

[Jemisa]

Sorry Marval for intruding on your thread.

jem

[shooty]

Don't you mean 'fingers crossed' mrs.chappie. LOL
Night gem : )

[shooty]

*jem*

[mrs.chappie]

Shooty, we're obviously on totally different wavelengths when it comes to humour. Finger's crossed? I'm baffled again. :o/

Anyhoo...night-night, sleep tight, and if the bedbugs bite, bite the bu88ers back. :o)