Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome one and all to Nungate Towers
This evening's entertainments feature, sack races in the Great Hall and Formation Drowning by the Azebaijani Aquatic Display Team in the West Tower Bathroom.
The evening also features tonight's tailcock, the Venn an intersection of two spirits suffused in a melange of the nectar of tropical fruits, guaranteed to set everyone up for this evening's festivities, the Tapster has also excelled himself with a selection of foaming ales and beers from the Still Room
Tonight's menu includes the usual selection of volly vonts and canapes, together with the "hot" selection of Potage Bonne Femme (made of course with a real good woman) and Nungate's legendary (according to QofM) Mac and cheese, topped with onions, bacon and mushrooms, and on the pudding trolley Knickerbocker Glories - made from real knickers, purlioned from the neighbourhood's washing lines by the Towers resident ghost Sir Cumference.
Awarm welcome awaits all who dare to enter.........

[Psybbo]

I'm first in the queue and if mamy and the butler appear, wouldn't that be lovely. All the same I'll keep my coat on....

[tonyav]

Good evening nungate and everyone else who may stumble through doors of nungate towers.
I think I'll start with a pint of foaming ale from the tap room Psssst did you keep my Potage Bonne Femme warm for me.

[nungate]

It would be lovely if Mama and the butler showed up for tonight's shenanigans Sibton, if you feel the need to divest yourself of your coat, Igor (the ancient family retainer) will gladly take it from you and place in a suitbable place of concealment until the carriages arrive at midnight or thereabouts.

I neglected to mention the rofl for this evening I have (yet again)
1 ton of lion poo - sadly returned to the Towers when last week's winner (Owdhamer) appeared to be out when the delivery was attempted so I have put it back in the mix
We also have a suit of armour, sadly ruined when someone (who shall remain nameless Tony, had difficulty in taking it off and resorted to a tin opener, thus rendering it useless for display or jousting............

[Psybbo]

Oh gawd, vegetable soup and I thought you meant me!

[nungate]

Goes without saying that you are indeed a Good Woman Sibton, but alas you are not the right kind of good woman for the soup.......
Soup has been kept warm for you Toy, there are also croutons, all being served in the small dining room

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, I'll get me welder out the van and fix that suit of armour.
Oh and for the ROFFL I have One clutch plate worn down to the rivets[i suitable 1968 Ford Corsair 2000E, One box of matches [i]used[i] and a pot of peach Yogurt [i]best before date April 2004].

[Psybbo]

Sorry nungate, here are my offerings for the riffle, a bag of clothes pegs, 4 batteries and a dead sea salt mill

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening - just popping by with some week old birthday cake and ten yards of Ruflette tape for the Rofl.

[nungate]

Your contributions to the rofl are most welcome, I'm sure Igor will have his eye on those matches.................we mustn't let him have them, last time he had matches he burned the stable block down Best beloved was not amused!

[polar-bear]

Hello friends, what are the spirits in the Venn?

[Psybbo]

Hi Matron so glad you've popped in xx

[nungate]

Oh, you are most welcome Mama, so lovely to see you here.
IGOR!
Take Mama's things and show her to the Great Hall, where the refreshments are.
I do hope you would like to take a tour of the Towers later, when you have had time to freshen up and partake in some of the goodies on offer....

[tonyav]

Good evening your matronship, nice to see ya.
Also could I make a request of you please for your goodnight thread it's Brenda Holloway, Just Look What You've Done tia.

[polar-bear]

By the way, for the roffle I can offer an elderly pizza; I keep finding 'em in the freezer

[nungate]

Gin and Bourbon, a heady mix you must agree PB - where have you left your 'berg? There is an ice house down by the lake if you want to park it there

[Psybbo]

Oh, grabs a Mac, QofM's word is good for me

[Mamyalynne]

I may only be ale to pop in now and then, I have some of the young Matronettes staying and they have been quite hyper following the latest Dr Who episode.

Gosh we are high up here, hope I don't get a nose bleed.

[polar-bear]

Thank you Nungate. I came in the Rolls tonight. The berg is having its MOT before the winter sets in.

[tonyav]

Hey PB, would you like me to give the berg a service for you when it's past it's MOT ?.

[nungate]

Oh dear, Mama I did hope you might like to try the hot tub up in the West Tower..... we do have portable oxygen tanks for those who find the atmosphere up there a bit thin.........