Oh Tiddleywinks!!!!!

[gness]

Which is not what I said earlier. All afternoon shifting soil and shoveling it into an awkward spot. Well done Gness......said the garden fairy. Those ponds are looking good. You've worked your little socks off...open the wine. relax. Feet up.
No chance of that...said the bathroom devil. Let's give her a leak to find... let's flood the bathroom.....let's watch her face when she walks into a huge puddle of freezing water in those little socks.
Bums!!!! :-(

[sunny-dave]

You need to get a man in .. ;-)

[boxtops]

gness, I don't know how you do it....

[Smowball]

I am NOT laughing, I am NOT laughing!! : )

[owdhamer]

Could do with some kind soul to supervise my shower.

[gness]

Dave.....I have a leaking pipe....romance is not on my mind right now!

Why does not one of the flaming spanners fit......fed up...fed up!

[owdhamer]

It has to be some man sunny dave.

[owdhamer]

You can sponge the privates gness.

[mccfluff]

at least you don't have a leaky bum bum as well

[gness]

Even worse!!! I have a battery operated thing that could help. Been tripping over it since I moved in. Can I bloody well find it now. Off to the dark shed. God help Tony if he's hiding in there again.

[mccfluff]

a battery operated thing that could help...

[Smowball]

Ahem...............

[gness]

Found it!!! It's a battery operated wench that can be used manually. Good job as the batteries are dead.
Another sip of wine then I will brave the wet and have a turn.

[mccfluff]

*start to wonder why the batteries are dead, then stops those thoughts dead*

[sunny-dave]

Wench .... chortlespluttersniggrr

[gness]

Wrench!! A battery operated wrench! I have fixed the leak which was from a capped pipe waiting for the radiator to go on and I have a lovely clean floor.
Does anyone know if the leaking pipe could have caused my boiler pressure to drop...I guess it could.
I am going to relax now and knit fingerless gloves with pearls on them.
Thanks for your sympathy and kind words and for the man suggestion Dave. I may send for Moses. xx

[gness]

Wow! In my dashing about I missed Owd's offer......I'll bring the sponge. ;-)

[Baldric]

Battery powered wench, where do you get them then?
;o)

[owdhamer]

You may be in time gness Fiona Flagcracker is not fast.

[gness]

Owd, if she gets there first I won't argue with her.....but good luck! x

[tonyav]

Oi oi, whats this then, and where can I get one of those battery operated wenches from lol.