You Guys Are My Whole World Xxx

[joggerjayne]

I've taken my contact lenses out, and I can't find where I put my glasses last night.

My lappy screen is in focus but, out there beyond my AB screen, it's just one big blur

Frankly, I might as well be under water.

If I walk away from this chair before I remember where I last had my glasses, I'll probably end up walking off the balcony and falling to my death.

[Mick-Talbot]

ah well.

[tonyav]

Get down to spec savers jj.

[Mick-Talbot]

oops sorry



Been nice knowing you!

[sunny-dave]

Has this cleared the screen at least

http://screenshots.en.sftcdn.net/en/scrn/68000/68456/licking-dog-screen-clean-16.jpg

[joggerjayne]

I could only find my way to Spec Savers if I found my glasses.

And then I wouldn't need to go to Spec Savers.

I bet that's how Catch22 came to be written ... Joseph Heller had misplaced his glasses.

[joggerjayne]

Thanks, MT, lol

Actually, I'm not going to fall to my death. That was exaggerated for effect.

(ya don't say!!)

That's an ugly M F dog, Dave !

[jno]

what was in them? A rich ruby port is quite hard to see through, but vodka should be okay.

[joggerjayne]

badoom ... tshhh

[joggerjayne]

My mother in law is so fat ...

[joggerjayne]

(just continuing the jno standard of jokes there, lol)

[Iluvspikey]

golly don't do that! By the side of your bed on the nightstand - No, okay sie down the side/back of sofa comfy chair -still no....in the car? okay, bathroom shelf....in the fridge?

[joggerjayne]

Fridge !!!

[jno]

on the piano then

[joggerjayne]

Okay, no ... not in the fridge.

Pockets? Bags? Fallen on the floor? Fallen off the balcony? not ... before you ask ... on the top of my head (although that happens a lot, especially when it's "I can't find my sunnies!!")

[joggerjayne]

piano?

[jno]

one of these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ptc9YOxCc

[lady-janine]

hey jj have you thought about having your eyes lasered? no problems then with lenses or specs or falling off your balcony.

[lady-janine]

no! okay do you want donations or flowers?

[yinyang]

I've just read a post that I thought said the Chinese are buying back all the Christina Aguileras - turns out they're buying Chinese Antiques.
It's time to take my lenses out and put my glasses on.

[jno]

lady-janine, she probably read that as "tasered".