How Much Is...?

[Jemisa]

A man walks into a toy shop to get a Barbie doll for his 7yr old daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for £19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for £19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for £19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for £19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for £19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the bloke asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £265.00 when all the others are only £19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."

[Flyhalf]

And they say she's not true to life!

[excelsior-1]

Jemisa on top form, as usual

[starone]

Tee hee very good.

[murraymints]

lol.

[LochNessMonster]

lol