To Whom Does The Land Of Israel Belong

[MrsLulu]

An ingenious example of speech and politics occured recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.....

A representative from Israel began, "Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, what a good opportunity to have a bath. Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on a rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them",
The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted "What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren't there".
The Israeli representative smiled and said "Now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech"

[wolf63]

I think that this should have been posted in the 'jokes' section. :-)

[murraymints]

Hmmm...