An Observation On An Age Old Question

[starone]

What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.

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[baza]

I'll join you in a beer but not a kick in the nuts.

[starone]

Well, there you are then, baza, point proven.

[chrisgel]

How very true and profound, :)

[FredPuli43]

That's because women have a bad memory for everything apart from the mistakes their partners make. In most cases, they don't regard getting pregnant as a mistake by their partner. A year is more than enough for the agony of child birth to be forgotten by them.

[Old_Geezer]

They do if it's the mistress who got pregnant !

[DaisyNonna]

Cobblers! How long does a kick in the nuts hurt? How long does labour last for a woman? And the pain if she has stitches or a Caesarean? Oh, and sore nipples from breast feeding? Lack of sleep from night feeds?
Wham, Bam, Thankyou Ma'am.
Know where I would kick him.

[craft1948]

All I will say is that a year after giving birth my husband has his nuts 'modified'.............

[craft1948]

^ had his.........

[zabado]

Calm down Daisy, this is the jokes page.

[RATTER15]

If a man is kicked in the nuts he may be on the floor writhing for hours in uncontrollable pain but a woman after childbirth could go back to work after a strong cup of tea and two 500mg of Ibuprofen.

No contest!!

[marval]

I like it