Viz 225

[professorplum13]

1a Heading for cow pat, find bum cigars (4) ?R??
10a Old Aussie editor in local lying back to be f***ed (6-2) ?O???D-UP
booked up??

[vakayu]

1a crap

[professorplum13]

Thank you

[mallyh]

old aussie is alf fla?ed

[ichkeria]

Boozed up

[mallyh]

sorry misread that lol

[dannyk13]

Boozed up ( o +oz +ed in pub reversed)

[vakayu]

You're welcome.

[professorplum13]

Thank you all for boozed up!

[professorplum13]

That just leaves one:
8d Rather unpleasant fellow, one enjoying diryies (6) E?C?E?

[vakayu]

diryies?

[dannyk13]

8d.Lecher?

[professorplum13]

sorry typo - should read Dirties

[professorplum13]

lecher looks good but that makes my 6a/3d wrong :
Sugar champers containing 40% of sperm and a quiche (5,5) ?O??? / P?Z?A
assume 2nd bit is pizza; if LECHER is correct that makes ?O?L? /pizza

[douglas9401]

It's been years since I read Viz. When did they go all serious periodical with crosswords n that?

[professorplum13]

douglas9401 - not sure how long the "Viz 50quid craptic crossword" has been going but by the title you can imagine the wording in some of the more lewd clues!!
All good fun though!

[dannyk13]

can't parse this one.Has sugar champers a connection with champagne?

[douglas9401]

parse, fnaaaar.

[professorplum13]

the clue doesn't read sugar champers it reads S..H I T champers

[bibblebub]

P O O F S pizza ? (used spaces to avoid filtering)

s h i t = P O O
champers = FIZZ
40% of sperm = SP

[dannyk13]

It helps if we get the correct clue.