Media
A Servant Enrolled His Donkey In A Race and Won.
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The Local Paper Read : Servants Ass Won.
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The King Was So Upset With This Kind Of Publicity That He Ordered The Servant To Get Rid Of The Donkey.
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Servant Gave The Donkey To The Queen.
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The Local Paper Then Read : Queen Has The Best Ass In Town.
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The King Fainted.
Queen Sold The Donkey To A Farmer For 10$.
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Next Day Paper Read : Queen Sells Her Ass For $10.
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This Was Too Much, King Ordered The Queen To Buy Back The Donkey and Leave It To The Jungle.
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The Next Day Headlines : Queen Announces, Her Ass Is Wild and Free
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The King Died Next Day.
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That Is The Power Of Media.