Window Wallies

[Sparkles62]

Sat in the conservatory, watching everybody running off the beach in the rain, and playing 20 questions with Baza and co ( he's up to about 50 as we speak. Lol
Just had some numpty ring me'
Harrow, my name is Sigh-mon, I call you from your window server, you have big probrem.
Me....I've got double glazing thank-you,
.....repeats all of his script again.
me.....no love, i've got no problems the double glazing was new last year.
.....repeats script again
After about five attempts he said, I very sorry to bother you, GOODBYE.
Ha, poor fella has probably ripped up his script and gone home, that'll teach him to ring me up when I'm bored.Lol

[SIRandyraven]

I get them all the time.
My reply is "I work for Microsoft , Can I have your name and number and call you back ?"
They hang up at that point.

[tonyav]

Well done sparkles, another one that pee's them of is put them on hold and just leave it.

[Traci66]

When I'm in the right (or wrong) mood and they say, and how are you today, I can go on for a good ten minutes without letting them get a word in.

[Baldric]

Haven't had one for a while now,
think they've given up on me!

[society]

You really are bored, aren't you... :)

[gness]

Love it Sparkles....it's the silence when you take them off script into cloud cuckoo land isn't it?
I'm told I sound quite young on the phone so I have started putting on a little girl voice and saying.. Daddy and Mummy gone I have not to answer phone...please don't tell Daddy....Daddy smack....then I weep.
Daughter tells me to expect a visit from social soon...:-) x

[tonyav]

I'm told I sound quite young on the phone


Yes you do actually, gness.

[carrust]

I usually do a chicken impression if it's a cold caller, it stops them in their tracks. 1 phoned me back & called me a *** before I could go into full clucking mode:-)

[society]

Carrust, that made me laugh out loud. lol

[Sparkles62]

gness you are naughtier than me. Lol. X
And Happy Birthday hon, every time I try to go on the other thread I lose my internet connection, hope you see this, and have a lovely day. X X

[gness]

Thank you Sparkles....turned down offers of treats out so I could wine and dine myself and crochet til I'm tipsy.........then I may make anonymous phone calls to men who think women can't parallel park and do brum brum noises at them. ;-) x

[DTCwordfan]

I just use an emergency fog-horn on the phone....the sort that sailors use, aerosol driven.

[gness]

I don't know any sailors that well...:-( x

[tonyav]

Thank you Sparkles....turned down offers of treats out so I could wine and dine myself and crochet til I'm tipsy.........then I may make anonymous phone calls to men who think women can't parallel park and do brum brum noises at them. ;-) x


Oh gawd, she's seen it !.

[DTCwordfan]

In the trade, that is getting rid of such double glazing salesmen, to a sailor the use of a portable foghorn is known as a "blow job"

[Hopkirk]

This is how to do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OgWcwgB50