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Been To The Library
A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."
I just found out we have a local library. They kept that quiet.
I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.
A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth.
The Librarian says "try over there in the C section".
So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; "It's behind you!"
Man goes into a library and asks for a book on 'Probability'.
Librarian says, "It might be on that shelf over there".
A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-years old, tried to borrow a book called "Advice for young Mothers."
"Surely, dear, you can't be pregnant?"
"What are you on about? I just collect moths."
A bloke asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, "Too much Saxon violence."
A man goes into a library and asks for a book with a surprise ending.
The librarian gives it to him.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on curiosity.
The librarian asks, "What do you want to read that for?"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on confusing endings.
But she did.
A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on card tricks?"
The librarian says, "Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile."
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."
I just found out we have a local library. They kept that quiet.
I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.
A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth.
The Librarian says "try over there in the C section".
So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; "It's behind you!"
Man goes into a library and asks for a book on 'Probability'.
Librarian says, "It might be on that shelf over there".
A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-years old, tried to borrow a book called "Advice for young Mothers."
"Surely, dear, you can't be pregnant?"
"What are you on about? I just collect moths."
A bloke asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, "Too much Saxon violence."
A man goes into a library and asks for a book with a surprise ending.
The librarian gives it to him.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on curiosity.
The librarian asks, "What do you want to read that for?"
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on confusing endings.
But she did.
A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on card tricks?"
The librarian says, "Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile."
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