They Got An Answer For Everything

[moonraker558]

Moony always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Mrs Moony,
"Notice anything different about me?"

Mrs M looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Moony stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Mrs M, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Mrs M looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Moony, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow."

Furious, Moony yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Mrs M replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Moony.
Shoulda bought a hat."

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL. I like your new Stetson, moony.

[Tilly2]

You could do with a new hat, Moony. Go for it!