Whip Me,whip Me

retrocop | 14:18 Fri 24th Apr 2015 | Jokes

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Please don’t blame me for this. I don’t write them I just pass them along.

Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit van when suddenly Fiona ( being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh, fat boy, whip
me, whip me!"

Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have
any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the window, snaps
the antenna off and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse
in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping
session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the
doctor.

The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get these marks
having sex?"

Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even slept with Fred let alone
allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admits that,
"Yes, I did."

Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: "I thought so, because in
all my years as a doctor,
"You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."