A Bit Of Silliness.

Caran | 22:38 Sun 08th Nov 2015 | ChatterBank

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I apologise for the layout. This is how I received it.

The Costume Party ~ BELATED HAPPY
HALLOWEEN?

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.
The Mrs. got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party
alone.

He being a devoted husband protested, but
she argued
and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go
to bed and
there was no need for his
good time being spoiled
by not
going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The
wife,
after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain
and, as it was still
early enough, decided to go
the
party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume
was,
she thought she
would have some fun by watching her
husband to
see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She
joined the
party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around

on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he

could, and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss

there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather

seductive babe herself,
he left his current
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the
new babe that
had just arrived. She let him go as far as he
wished...

Naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered
a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they
went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home,
put
the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of

explanation
he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting
up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of
a time
he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never

have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance
much?"
"You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met
Pete, Bill Browning, and some other guys, so we
went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not
going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume
to....."