Donate SIGN UP

The Danger Of Erotic Dreams!

Avatar Image
gness | 19:22 Tue 01st Mar 2016 | ChatterBank
74 Answers
I can only think that it was in the throes of a very erotic dream that my friend threw herself out of bed.....and landed on her bot with her head bouncing off the wardrobe....

A visit to Minor Injuries gave her a diagnosis of whiplash and some pills to take....the pills sent her doolally.....though how anyone could tell the difference I don't know......and she woke up in hospital where tests showed she had....

....broken her neck!

Now....guess which friend of mine this is...... :-)
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 20 of 74rss feed

1 2 3 4 Next Last

Avatar Image
there has to be a 70th answer on this thread - I couldn't sleep knowing it was left on a 69er ;)
23:55 Tue 01st Mar 2016
O
YOU!!!!!
Question Author
O b right unfortunately.........

No Gav....I tuck the bedclothes well in......xx
-- answer removed --
must have been the wine, olives and choccy biscuits ...



I haven't had a slap from a mackerel recently ... even in my muckiest dreams
What were you doing in bed with O?
Question Author
Alas...the choccy biccies are no more, Ael........x

Will be weak mackerel slaps for a while, Dave.......though no doubt she'll come up with something...... sweet dreams.......:-)
Whose O?
What am I missing?
Oh Blimey... give her my love... she's not having a great time! Xx
Mrs Oversleep, nailit x
Question Author
Shoota.......had I been in bed with O I'd have hugged her to my bosom....not let her fly into a wardrobe......

Hi, Nailit.....MrsO has broken her neck....x
Oversleep?
Must be an ABer Iv missed...
Mrs Overall...x
Question Author
Hi, Pixie....birthday girl....x......Overdream I think.....she is coming home today....all braced up.....will send your love....x
Thanks gness :-).... gently....x
Mrs Overall has broken her neck? Seriously?
Pixels b'day?

Sloppy snogs sweetness XXXX
Thanks shoots :-). A bit of sloppiness is fine :-) xx
Happy birthday Pix. Just logged on, didnt see b'day thread

1 to 20 of 74rss feed

1 2 3 4 Next Last

Do you know the answer?

The Danger Of Erotic Dreams!

Answer Question >>

Related Questions

Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.