Viz 261

[Captain Spod]

Art of bumwad placement over an unsavoury chod bin. (9) ??r?u?k?l
I know it's going to be vulgar and is possibly a word unknown to most but it's really holding me up.
TIA.

[aelmpvw]

garfunkel?

[Buenchico]

^^^ Agreed.

Definition #10 for 'garfunkel' in the Urban Dictionary is "the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs":
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Garfunkel&page=2

[aelmpvw]

a sort of bridge over trouble water ...

[aelmpvw]

troubled

[Buenchico]

It's amazing what you learn (even if you'd probably rather not) on AB, isn't it?

;-)

[Captain Spod]

Thanks both. Not as vulgar as I expected, and knowing the answer I'm impressed with the use of 'Art' in the clue. I do a lot of crosswords and this is easily my favourite; the G in Garfunkel allows me to finish it, but I won't be adding details on AB!