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Janet Has A Problem......
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John became friendly with a local wine producer....far too friendly in Janet's opinion.....
Janet and John leave for home at noon tomorow and John....not one to waste wine.....thinks we should drink all three bottles from his last binge buy.............tonight....plus the half full bottle in the fridge......Lord only knows how a half bottle got left.......
Now, Janet's limit is two glasses.......after three she begins to sing.....four and she accomanies her singing with an Irish reel and a Slip Jig.......usually in wellies because Janet was taught to dance in the wet west of Ireland....
John hasn't yet found this out.....so......should Janet keep pouring the wine John is plying her with......(hmmm.....an ulterior motive springs to mind)...into the artificial potted plant in the corner......?
Or just think.....what the heck.....drink and sing and dance?..... ;-)
Janet and John leave for home at noon tomorow and John....not one to waste wine.....thinks we should drink all three bottles from his last binge buy.............tonight....plus the half full bottle in the fridge......Lord only knows how a half bottle got left.......
Now, Janet's limit is two glasses.......after three she begins to sing.....four and she accomanies her singing with an Irish reel and a Slip Jig.......usually in wellies because Janet was taught to dance in the wet west of Ireland....
John hasn't yet found this out.....so......should Janet keep pouring the wine John is plying her with......(hmmm.....an ulterior motive springs to mind)...into the artificial potted plant in the corner......?
Or just think.....what the heck.....drink and sing and dance?..... ;-)
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Thing is....wellies make an awful ring around the legs....and after the mosquitoes and the accident with the razor my legs are a mess anyway....oh what the heck....pass the bottle, John....... :-o
Well that's today's, Islay.......and with a few more glasses it won't be a problem....well not mine anyway....can't say the same for John though.....;-)
Ael...you still standing?....Thought Doris had floored you by now.....or at least snookered you......x
Tony......you've seen the size of me.....I'd need a pulley to drink from that....not that I'd complain mind...... :-)
Well that's today's, Islay.......and with a few more glasses it won't be a problem....well not mine anyway....can't say the same for John though.....;-)
Ael...you still standing?....Thought Doris had floored you by now.....or at least snookered you......x
Tony......you've seen the size of me.....I'd need a pulley to drink from that....not that I'd complain mind...... :-)
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