Jesus Mary And Joseph ... And Probably The Donkey Too

[sunny-dave]

“There are priests who carry out exorcisms on their mobile phones. That’s possible thanks to Jesus”

http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2018/04/17/priests-are-performing-exorcisms-over-the-phone-cardinal-claims/

You couldn't make it up ...

... but thanks to a man in a Big Red Hat, you don't have to.

[albaqwerty]

saves them getting splattered with pea soup...

[Baldric]

Ah, the gullible still walk among us.

[ChillDoubt]

Sounds like a great script for a Father Ted Special!
Sadly, it’ll never happen....

[sunny-dave]

I had to check it was not The Suffolk Gazette doing a spoof ... but it really is The Catholic Herald

[Old_Geezer]

Oh just indulge them.

BTW I'll do you a cut price exorcism without the phone or needing to be there. Just post all your bank details here.

[rowanwitch]

Press one for. Be gone foul fiend
Press two to stop head rotation
Press three for our anti poltergeist team
Press four to obtain a quote for other services
Callers must be over 18 and remember to ask the bill payers permission
Calls are charged at a premium rate and other charges may apply
You have been talking to God and son (miracles Inc) a subsidiary of Deities are us.

[Voltage]

damn we're ex-directory...do i have to untie the wife from the bed in the padded room?

[sunny-dave]

BA for Rowan :+)

[Jackdaw33]

Very funny, Rowan, LOL!

[Voltage]

rowan....brilliant

[albaqwerty]

excellent Rowan !!

[nescio]

presumably, if you can't pay for it, you will be repossessed

[rowanwitch]

Clever ....

[Jackdaw33]

I remember watching The Exorcist back in 1973. Frightened the life out of me.

[sunny-dave]

Very good, nescio :)

[gness]

Somewhere in Corby there is a priest reading that and kicking himself for not just visiting my Mum by phone...... ;-)

[shoota]

I should do more exorcise...

[sunny-dave]

Noooo - if there's any Corby Priests to be kicked I want first dibs ...

[gness]

Great BA......but there are some contenders on here......clever.....x

Hi, Shoota.....you're quite quiet.....x