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[ToraToraTora]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Stephen+Pound+crosses+Commons+floor+to+clean+up+water+spillage&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYgovO7qHeAhUMBSwKHaI_CNsQ_AUIDygC&biw=1920&bih=947#imgrc=T5sFkZ1W6I0-0M:

[Zacs-Master]

Squeezing out my tena lady into a glass.....that's really taking the p.....

[DTCwordfan]

"Yes, Mrs Speaker, it's a red condom - I wonder who it could belong to?"

[Adfa]

A squeeze of lemon in your gin madam

[Bazile]

If ever there was evidence maam , that the wets are this side of the house