An Alpaca Walks Into An Optician's

[mushroom25]

sounds like a Tim Vine joke -
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46933720

….how would he have finished it?

[weecalf]

And says Lenses a Euro mate

[Tilly2]

Andes cost how much?

[Tilly2]

^ and says^

[jim360]

An alpaca walks into an optician's.

The optician said, "Hang on, we don't serve llamas here."

"Oi mate, watch who you're calling a llama! I'm an alpaca!"

"Ah, sorry, guess I should have gone to Specsavers..."

[fiction-factory]

When asked whether he really had an appointment he said "I'm suri"

[Tilly2]

Don't get that, FF. Why Suri?

[fiction-factory]

An alpaca walks into an optician's in Itlay and says "I don't have an appointment". "No problamma, suri."

I'll get my coat and alpaca my bags

[fiction-factory]

https://www.surinetwork.org/AboutSuriAlpacas
Wish I'd never mentioned it now.

[Sam1960]

An Alpaca walks into a bar and says,
"Who the hell put that there"

[fiction-factory]

An Alpaca walks into in Optician's and says "can i have my glasses llamanated?"

[Mamyalynne]

This gets cornea and cornea...

[Bazile]

An Alpaca walks into an optician and rather frostily exclaims - "watch where you're going mate""

[Tilly2]

Thanks for the link, FF. I get it now. That's a good 'un!

[fiction-factory]

I don't think Tim Vine has competition from here, Tilly.
He does have some great one liners - every time I hear one i think "I must use that" and then I immediately forget it

[Bazile]

An Alpaca walks into an optician and asks -
" have you seen the
Dalai lama "

[Tilly2]

Tim's one liners don't have to be Googled...:-)

[JimF]

An alpaca walks into an optician's in France and says "Où est la maison de fromage?" And the optician says "Dans la ville des poulets."

[johnny.5]

And Says
"Vision Express ??
I should of gone to Specsavers" !!

[Patsy33]

..and says, "I hope you're not going to fleece me!"

[tonyav]

That would be spinning a yarn though, Patsy.